Zero
Jen Wilde's Dog
The Queen Bee of Campus
Zero has been ruling the campus halls for a solid 10 years, and at 11 years old, she’s earned her title as the undisputed Queen Bee. With a sharp eye for dropped snacks and an unmatched talent for sniffing out forgotten lunch items, Zero’s true love is campus cuisine—especially anything meaty. Vegetables? Fruit? Not a chance.
While she’s not much for toys, Zero is perfectly content lounging regally on her giant beanbag throne, keeping a watchful eye on her domain. She doesn’t play favorites when it comes to people—she likes most staff—but she definitely takes her role as canine supervisor seriously. Known for inserting herself into every dog interaction and correcting behavior like a seasoned hall monitor, Zero is lovingly described as the dog version of a "Karen."
Sassy, savvy, and a little bit sneaky, Zero may be selective with her affections, but she’s an unforgettable part of the campus pack.